Oh, Baby, the Places You'll Go! (Life Favors(TM))
Random House Books for Young Readers - Random House Books for Young Readers
Release date: 1997-11-25
Hardcover
Author: Tish Rabe
Picture books, Juvenile Fiction, Children's Books/Baby-Preschool, Children: Babies & Toddlers, Humorous Stories, Juvenile Fiction / Family / New Baby, Family - New Baby, Babies, Fiction, Stories in rhyme
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Oh, Baby, the Places You'll Go! (Life Favors(TM))
Date undefinedI got this when I was pregnant with my son, and I loved it. I especially loved the encouragement to read to him while I was pregnant. I was amazed to see that some reviewers gave it low stars for being too small. Since when does that matter?
And I guess you have to be a Seuss fan, because there are a lot of references to Seuss characters, but I loved that. Thanks for a great book!
Oh, Baby, the Places You'll Go! (Life Favors(TM))
Date undefinedDear Baby,
Me wife got this book from a friend who's name was Brook.
Read it and breed it and enjoy she said while she cooked; So we got really busy one-sy, two-sy, and three-sy all in one nightsy we did.
You will be bornsy about nine monthsy after we sealed the deedsy, and daddy slept wellski after we mades they I did.
I shall read this book to an embryo in utero you see, and maybe I'll do it while's eating for free. Your brain will be insane with all the verbage you'll hear. Soon you'll bounce while I bald and tell bad jokes in your ear. Those wrinkles I receive you'll give me for free. One-ski, Two-ski, I see more-ski before I forty, OH DEAR. My dad-ski warned me of all the trouble you'll cause. He said, "You'll get a child who will grey and shave you like me." I said, "A, I'm not grey, but I occasionally take a rolaids before I take my wife for a jump in the Hay, Hay Hay."
In the end the book claims you'll be smarter and a better farter if I read to you this day. I'll do it I say, just keep you little pee pee at bay, and promise not to spray....
Bottom Line: Great little book. Cute read it to your child in utero and watch the brain grow. I had to use the word embryo with utero, but your childs not an embryo.
Oh, Baby, the Places You'll Go! (Life Favors(TM))
Date undefinedWhile not written by Seuss, the prose is jaunty and fun. However, the book is TINY! It's definitely a "gift book" size and not something you'll be able to pick up and read to your vision-impaired newborn. I'll buy Cat in the Hat next time.
